its going to be a lonely endgame for the tuatara...
at those who fret over doomsday scenarios emitting from CERNs attempts to create micro black holes at their Large Hadron Collider. the threat of persistent singularities and renegade strangelets is small when compared with the real danger of planetary apocalypse resulting from the activities of a few unregulated aural archaeologists who endanger the entire human race with their careless tinkering with ancient Aztec Whistles of Death!
"self cleaning oven" comes to mind...

preparing for friday's blowout - wait...are they burning the flag?
or at least that's what Herr Doktor Goebbels proposed during a 1935 speech on this day at the Tempelhof Airfield. Hey, fuck you too Joe!
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